To operate or Not

like Many girls before me, I have body issues nothing suicidal but enough to make me consider plastic surgery. Ever since I was young I have always wanted a curvy feminine body, instead my body is slim and slightly athletic even though I’ve only been to a gym once and it was to use their bathroom. So I’m considering getting plastic surgery, have some hip implants done, but everyone around me is saying I should get get my breasts done instead. Now the problem is I don’t have a problem  with my breast but when everybody keeps mentioning them, I know am quickly developing  an issue with my dam breasts.

So Im currently on the search to find a a good plastic surgeon ho can give me a great deal on my breasts and hips! oh dear. my worries never end.

xoxoxoxo LaurenOLauren

Cinderalla re vamped

is it 12 yet

bleached and torn

Love this look i shall be trying it this very week

Would you buy your girl a sex toy.

 will you buy your girlfriend a sex toy??



xoxoxoxo LaurenOLauren

What are you doing in The ATM.

Have you ever ran out of money and need to go to the ATM Machine, you get there and there’s someone in there taking what seems forever, what makes a person go to an atm machine and spend longer that the necessary hmm i dunno say 3 minutes, and 3 minutes is a long time to stand in line waiting, especially if the sun is blazing or God forbid it’s freezing outside.

Time yourself the next time you go into an ATM machine and if you’re taking longer than 2 minutes give and take a minute, so if you’re taking longer than 3 minutes. Hey maybe ATM Machines are not for you and you need to start using the bank. ATM is ideal for withdrawals, balance inquiries and nothing else, unless you’re in a dessert and theres no one else waiting to use it. You should be in and out of an ATM lingering longer than necessary can sometimes attract unwanted attention, like thieves or God forbid angry teenagers.

So come on people don’t take long in the ATM machine,

xoxoxoxox LaurenOLauren

My recipe for good tea.

Hello everyone, Now i have a surprise for everyone, a recipe for , for well a healing tea. As you drink it I swear you feel your body responding. Noew you’ll need three major ingredients, genuine green tea leaves, orange skin and a garlic glove.

I put my ingredients in a glass bowl (orange skin, green tea leaves, garlic glove) then I pour boiling hot water on it and cover the bowl with a cover, leave it for 5 minutes strain away ingredients and drink the liquid. I drink it as is, but you can add a few scoops of sugar if it has trouble going down, it tastes so good, and its good for your body.

When can you drink my tea? After a long weekend of drinking, smoking, sleepless nights or just want to recover from being sick. My ingredients are all store bought stuff you will probably have sitting in your kitchen, except the green tea leaves, my grandfather brought be back a bag from China.

What do I call it? I call it my orange spiced green tea, since i don’t always put garlic in it.

xoxox LaurenOLauren

Jackets and jeans

Blazers

This Facebook thing

Now I have over 3000 friends on facebook, I know maybe 200 of them personally. Now I don’t comment on peoples facebook just because there is something there and I have something to say, no. Im cautious I have to know the person before I comment and it wont be a bad comment unless I’m agreeing with the owner. why is that people feel they can comment and say what they feel like on Lauren Alexanders page, I am not your friend because I show up on your friends list, you do not know me because facebook alerted you that todays my birthday and yesterday I became single.

Be Careful how you comment on my stuff, my facebook page is my facebook page don’t come on it and try to offend me or respond in a manner I might find offensive, not because it says comments on the bottom means I necessarily give a fuck about what you say, nor do I want your comment. I am not always the nicest person, trust me so be careful, I accept all friend requests but please, don’t act like we cool and try be cheeky.

I dont do it to others so i dnt want it done to me.

xoxox LaurenOLauren

Should you tell your parents

Now I’m not a therapist and I dare not act like I know everything but this happens all the time, boys are not exempted but mostly girls. Something bad happens (rape, molestation, some sort of abuse) be it stranger or a family member and some tell their parents and the reaction is not at all what you expected. Your Mother doesn’t believe you, your Aunt thinks your a trouble maker.

My honest advise is speak to your school councilor or therapist because sometimes its easier to talk to someone looking in, because they are unattached to the situation, it makes it easier for them to give you an honest opinion and a true opinion and offer you better help, in approaching your parents or your family.

You have to tell someone because sometimes these things lend themselves to bigger problems, probably not now but a drinking habbit when you hit 25 and you wonder hey where did that come from? So talk to someone and get it sorted out, email me i’m here to offer advise the best I can. People talk better sometimes when they cant see the other person. Thus why catholic  churches hide the pastors during confession.

xoxoxo LaurenOLauren

Being Gay, is it really that big of a deal?

Alright so stemming from a conversation I had today while, I pretended to jog  in Emancipation Park, about what causes Homosexuality and will i loose my job for saying that Homosexuality is a cause?

Alright I believe that Homosexuality contrary to popular belief is not a disease or something they caught in their mothers belly. I believe its something they learn along the way, you learn to say mommy, daddy for some of us we say asshole, but that’s not the point.

I used to have a lot of male gay friends, and they all said something that was very similar, they would make comments like, “I knew i was gay in 5th grade” or “I’ve been gay for 10 years” they always attach a time to it whether they are aware of it or not. I don’t believe it’s something they are born with, parents play a big role as well as TV and MTV with all those bands with men that look like women and vise versa. Parents should pay attention to their children and there development and monitoring signs, that’s only if you want your children to be you know”normal” but if you don’t mind hey let them grow free, I just want to point out that one detail.

Gay, straight, trans its really about “children growing, what they learn”

xoxox LaurenOLauren