Is cheating good for a woman’s digestive system??

by laurenolauren

Well if it isn’t it should! How many women do you know have sleepless nights and cant down there foods because they’re tired and stressed. Men cheat for one reason, they are spineless assholes, they just wanna “fuck” no good reason really. Most women don’t have such a charged up sex drive, sex to us is a lot of work, first the mental aspect then we have to prepare our selves for the fate that he may never call again.

So we hardly ever just rush into sex, But the talk in the hair dressers is if “Your man is dogging about” and you cheat on him, you forget why you were angry and it makes you feel 10 million times better than drinking warm coffee in the winter. If you feel guilty after then it’s because your man wasn’t a dog enough. A couple weeks without a word from him, couple mistresses popping up here and there, his friends disrespecting you and sleeping with another man doesn’t seem that hard to do. And Viola no more sleepless nights, and “Buh Bye” heart burn, when he calls feel free to pick up the phone and say: “well hello darling, i’ve missed you terribly”

Men need to cheat to be Men then allow me to add women should cheat to remain sane.

Mind you I’m not telling women to have multiple partners i’m telling you to what you want, because your partner said the cheating wifewell well will, don’t get caught and don’t do it more than once, your bound to get caught.

So when you cheat, make sure you have a good reason. This should put a stop to your sleepless nights and the next time his friend says something disrespectful you wont even give a fuck.

lauren o lauren I know everything! ( for the record I haven’t cheated yet, something keeps coming up :)