Sex is Boring!!

by laurenolauren

Shame on you if you thought sex was a skill, something you could master and perfect like fucking cooking?
Sex is BORING!!!! It is not a technique it is not an art its a connection, SEX IS A CONNECTION. Boys if you really think that you’re gonna do anything any different that will make me “MELT” please don’t waste your time, i’m so sick and tired of hearing what you think you can do for me in bed. Get to know me, laugh with me, listen to me bitch about stupid things don’t respond don’t try to solve it, just nod your head and say ok.

For me, sex has to be a connection, if it was anything else trust me, we would have a problem, i’m attracted to how much you want to do with me, not how much you want to do with me in bed. Not saying I don’t like sex, just saying I like it when the guy is a little more than a penis.

i don’t need good sex, I’ve never had an orgasm because it’s not important to me and i’m not interested, I get pleasure from really, really loving my partner and as long as he’s having a good time I’m happy. I’m kind of like ummm, I’m not sure what I’m trying to say.
I just hate it when men think it’s about sex, I would settle for bad sex, horrible sex if my partner makes me laugh, and we watch TV, and he smells nice and and he knows all my little quirks and can predict my every move. For me good sex is repetition, how many times can it repeat itself? I want it to be with the same person all the time, don’t take sex so serious when you’re with me or i’ll be turned off and it will become a duty not something we’re doing because we enjoy each other and we’re rewarding ourselves.

I wonder if i’m making any sense, Some girls like sex a lot, I like boys that make me laugh a lot! I don’t have to sex, i feel better when I don’t, after sex my body feels violated. Ugh SEx is BorIng!!

BORING

xoxoxox Lauren O Lauren. (I’d rather not fuck you)