Could Gay Men make us better Women??

by laurenolauren

treat your man like shit!! He'll marry you for it

Gay men, ooh lala they get it all don’t they? are they becoming the women we should be, They are loud dramatic and are just not having it!

Should we copy them? Honey last night my Gay friend from Mandevil came to pick me up in his boyfriends new BMW, we went for drinks, all i’m saying is nobody that I ever gave great sex to was giving me their BMW to drive. That’s all!

Gay Men learn from the best real women! or at least what we used to be and this goes back to what I said in yesterday’s blog, you know the one I did on support group. We need to stand up to men and let them know we are more than just holes we can jump in! Im not saying women should become prostitutes, but how much longer do you want to just sit down and put up with being ok, how long have we sat down and gotten pregnant? Forever, so I shouldn’t give young girls advise and turn them into prostitutes but for years women have been very similar to cows, breeding, pushing them out and taking care of them. Then when our breast sag and we begin to age, our men turn to younger girls, flaunt them in public and we should stay home and be quiet because hey! at least i’m the one he’s coming home to! Doesn’t matter if he doesn’t come home every night, but one day he will run out of clean under wear and he may need to return.

When you hear the news or local hair dresser gossip like I do, you realize Gay men are very passionate about their relationships when it starts to go bad, they rip each others eyes out, and shoot each other! Women need to get just as fucking angry, we need to scare our men into submissiveness and trust me honey, they love it!!
The best thing you could do to a man is treat him like shit, they LOVE IT!! I have a really good friend he only dates women who terrify him, he’s always so scared to do anything because he doesn’t know what he’s going to tell his girlfriend, do you think he’s gonna leave her? No she’s going to scare him to the point where he’s going to put a ring on her finger before she kills him in his sleep!

Men like men whether you believe it or not, thats why he forces you to get along with his friends, and that’s why a large portion of them have begun dressing like Kanye West. Lets give men what they want, Don’t pick up the phone after 8pm or before 10 am, tell them you’re busy the first 2 times they ask you out, and every time you answer the phone say “who is this” even though you know exactly who it is!
Most importantly forget important dates like they do all the time, forget his birthday and then call the next day and say its because you were busy.

The goal here is to treat them really bad, don’t worry men love it.

xoxoxox Lauren O Lauren! We love boys!

(Ps this only works if you and your boyfriend live in the same country, trying this while he’s in another country could cause problems. you have to be nice to the fools when they’re not around, because its so easy for them to find your replacement when your not around to hurt them)