I’m not Boring Im Happy
by laurenolauren
Some one commented on my blog this week, by saying my blogs have gotten ridiculously boring, and I’ve often said it myself, that I have become a little, boring, and I don’t even curse as much as I used to.
Some one even asked me today why my blogs have gotten so self righteous, I responded by saying because I found a man, lol, and I’m a happier person these days, it doesn’t really have anything to do with the fact that I found someone who is obsessed with giving me everything, not at all (though it does help).
My fucking perspectives have changed, trust me I no longer look at things the same way, people don’t even bother me the same way they used to, not expecting anything then getting it all can alter the way you operate, trust me,
I could go back to cussing out people on my blogs and calling names, I could stay angry forever and allow my anger to slow me down and dwell on that same topic until I die, but believe me after awhile you realize some people aren’t even worth it, they cant walk in my shoes and its not because Im now buying shows in Neiman Marcus, not at all.
So to all my faithful readers don’t worry mama bear hasn’t gone soft on you and I’m certainly not pregnant, so you don’t have to worry, very soon I’ll be on here cussing out some dumb motherfucker, who will probably read my blog and call me the next day asking me why I had to publish it. If you must know I’m busy writing a book, a nice little tell all book that I think the whole world will find interesting, I’m taking all the secrets I know (and have researched) and I’m putting them in a book by early summer it should be done, as for publishing it, I have two options but by December you guys should be able to read it and make sure your sitting down when you do.
Im posting a blog soon on the types of men you should avoid, ladies you’ll wanna stay tuned, I’m sharing all my secrets in this one.
xoxoxoxo Lauren O Lauren, Im not lucky I’m blessed/
A research was recently completed by one of those so call scholars at UWI showing that almost 50% of Jamaicans suffers from personality disorder (50% are mad). When I heard of that research and its claim of supportingly fact finding, I immediately taught of you Lauren, and the government, particularly Bruce Golding. Now, everyone in Jamaica, including the nuts, know that Bruce Golding is a nut job, but sometime I wonder about you. Lauren, is there a chance that you could be in the nutty 50, could you be mad?
Now some would argue, and I am certainly among them, that the numbers are not so hight, that it is perhaps like 2 – 5 percent of the population of Jamaica that falls into the nut category, and that the research was done by arm chair scholars who did not do the work, but instead barrow generic measures and methods from the West (Europe, Canada, USA, etc) and apply it to Jamaica without regard to a cultural and historical container in which people live their lives. However, regardless of how dismissive of the research one my be, two facts still remain, Bruce Golding is mad, and I am still wondering about your sanity.
Please feel free to edit, but you should know that is not my real e-mail, and you are not going to get it until I feel I can trust you. Happy new year by the way!
I never told you I was sane.
i came up with that conclusion all by myself
thats understandable but the reason for me calling your blog boring was to get some sort of fuck me comment i do miss that …..looking out for the book ps your fucking perspectives have changed what do u mean in general life r just fucking