I’m beyond annoyed at Men at this moment in my life, Men I want you to get up and stop playing the victim it’s not about you!!
Women are materialistic and all they want is money, Wake the fuck up and smell the coffee stop fucking bitching come from underneath your mothers skirt and take a look around Johnny we’re living in one of the biggest global economic downfalls since the last time it happened. Maybe you should stop going to the clubs and picking u the hottest girl there, she’s wearing a very realistic weave that’s smooth to the touch, she got a baby Louis Vuitton under her arm, an Armani Dress and Red Bottoms, do you think she’s not gonna want a man who can afford her lifestyle?
She doesn’t have to tell you anything open your big fucking eyes and pay attention this is why you dropped out of college cause you’re stupid and don’t pay attention. Explain to me my why would you want to drive a BMW if you know that when it needs a new part the only part you can afford is a Toyota? Go ahead write a 300 word essay and explain it to me.
Every day its the same bullshit from you men, women want too much, all they want is money, “Stop Look The Hot Girl Dem” and go Seventh Day adventist church go get one of those girls whose cousin corn rows her hair every Sunday, she wears jeans and polo T-shirts every where and has no problem wearing sneakers, she has two a black one and a white one, she mixes and matches it and she’s good to go.
Gentlemen I am asking to get yourselves a “Shake & Go” girl, leave the Diva’s alone, leave the chics that go shopping all the time because they must have something new to wear to the club every weekend, “do I am begging you cut you eye Pass dem sir” Certain girl women won’t have to tell you they love money, Open your big fucking eyes, stop thinking with your penis and think with your brain, and I know some of you have problems using your brain but you can try.
The next issue I have is this, men when you meet a woman who straight up confesses that she has issues and she doesn’t want a relationship, then take the woman’s word for it. Do not try to play Hero, Superman had a million dollar deal from Warner Bros unless you have been offered a deal don’t do it.
Too many men pick up women with baggage that they can’t handle and they know they can’t they knew right off the bat but the urge to fuck a woman who seems amazingly difficult is so strong that they do it anyway lying and faking every minute as they go along, then what do you think the results of that relationship is? The woman is bound to go Psycho on your stupid ass! Women with baggage can’t really be hidden, think about it can you hide successfully with 10 big bags? you can barely stand, Before the relationship gets too serious before you start having sex see what her head space is like if she jokes about being crazy, jealous or materialistic LEAVE HER ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!! She’s probably not joking!!!!!!!!
Men I Just want you to be smart, play the role God made you to play, lead our world, be a fucking leader stop be sissy crying bitches who are now arguing that they need to get their nails manicured and are demanding that hair gel companies make a line for them. We want our Men back, you’ve become complaining whiney little boys, and yes we women complain a lot and we are a lot to handle but at least we never changed we’ve always been a load to handle, sending you out to work while we stay home and play house.
Men women will give you signs they will tell you what they want, don’t wait until feelings are invested and time has wasted you decide you can’t handle a relationship like that, she might pay somebody enough money to have you murdered.
xoxoxoxo Lauren O Lauren

Seriously I love this as fuck! So #TRUE!!! not supporting Lauren and her stupidity but this makes every letter of sense! Bap bap! Good one Lauren lol. Mi gone look one a dem #Seventh day girl der! Church here I come!
Don’t let Lauren fool you, i’m a seventh day adventist who LOVES to shop (with other people money). I dress sexy, hate sneakers, love to go out with friends and the last time i had a cousin do my hair was in high school.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah Toya you are too funny, you are an exception sweetheart, plus you know what i meant.hahahahahah that response had me rolling.
KMT! so you mean Lauren got ma hopes up for nothing! Guess she needs to write a follow up with alternatives just incase #THIS happens